I remember the conditions to play with my older brother of 3 years. He had two other evil friends, Chris and Eric.
The deal was that after all battle scenes, any of those three got to reenact the most gory and painful parts of
the battle directly upon my person (as in they pounded the shit out of me). They even had the "Battle Glasses,"
which were a special set of just glasses frames, in which, when one wore them, exempted you from the reenactment
ritual, ie: you could beat on little Brian at anytime.

The things a little brother will do to hang with the cool guys.